they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

(Source: drarna, via nightmarebc)

• im julia: I AM SCREAMING I JUST WATCHED FROM MY WINDOW AS MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WALKED OUTSIDE LOOKING REALLY SAD AND TORE HIS ROMNEY RYAN SIGN OUT OF HIS YARD AND THREW IT IN HIS POOL AND THEN JUMPED INTO HIS POOL WITH ALL OF HIS CLOTHES ON

• me during my wedding vows: i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs

coagulates:

really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

(via haiyourchai)